Not too deep, I hope.

It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Sears Tower, just like it will always be the Marshall Fields Building. Some names are too iconic to change.

This is all over offset language, which previous top 5 picks were not subject to. The Charger’s are so sure that they are incompetent, that they caused this holdout in order to attempt to save a few million dollars four years from now when — as they strongly believe — Bosa is cut from their team.

I would think the best way to combat dipping averages in a shift-happy league is for pull hitters to learn how to take it the other way (which would in turn soften the radical shifts against them). But as many former players have noted on a daily basis on MLB Network, hitters are creatures of habit, and will be…

I think you have that backwards, zucchini is the superior form of cucumber, which is a piece of shit vegetable that’s really only edible when pickled or turned into tzatziki.

Agreed. Steak medium rare, but give me a burger medium.

I eat my steaks medium rare, but I want to die half way through a medium rare burger. Especially if you go to one of those fancy burger places with the gigantic patties. That shit is usually just past raw in the middle and the last few bites are a goddamn chore. Switched to medium for burgers about 2 years ago and…

This could sully the surname of “Kane” in the Buffalo area.

If I make a habit of kicking the air when no one’s around, and then when someone IS around I still kick (in airspace that now also contains another player’s testicles), I fail to see how it cannot be anyone’s responsibility but my own.

Maybe boss fights don’t have to suck.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

The Adams Family ended

Sounds more to me that the magic of Zeppelin saved your life. Give thanks to your Dark Master Jimmy.

That’s an interesting comparison. I agree lawyers are somewhat more likely to become rich (moderately rich anyway) than doctors, which is interesting because doctors as a whole make more money, and it’s easier for them to be in the $300-500k a year range via specialized practice.

I have a shirt (okay, a “t-shirsey”) for my favorite team. First time I ever wore it, last year, the pitcher whose name is on it was pitching, and got hurt and went on the DL for a good chunk of the season. I’ve since resolved to make sure he’s not scheduled to pitch before I wear it, just in case...

Pictured: Inadequate Man

Awh, you gonna cry lil cry baby? Ignore this comment guys, this guy is definitely not cool

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

I. Fucking. Hate. The. *TOXIN* Babble.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…