I’m afraid you need to throw out your Webster’s dictionary and pick up the Newspeak dictionary. Someone who points out inconsistencies in anything the President said in the past and/or does not accept without question anything the President is currently saying is the very definition of a “wise guy.”

Hasn’t the Supreme Court considered literally this exact type of law in the past and decided that it’s unconstitutional?

Agreed, the Bears don’t seem to recognize how desperate the situation is.

I was thinking the same thing.

I think Guinness’s early marketing didn’t help anything. Their marketing for a long time seemed to emphasize that it was a thick, fortifying beer, and they started bringing that marketing back in the late 90's and early 00's. I can’t tell you how many people I’ve heard refer to Guinness as a “meal in a glass” or say…

Wait, nobody drafted Milk & Honey Original Cafe Mix?

“Trump never lied about who he was.”

I mean, it’s a Catch-22, isn’t it? If Democrats choose “justice” over “power,” then they won’t have the power to deliver justice.

He’s a war hero because he got injured.  I like people who weren’t injured, I hate to tell you.

“Token pickup truck with threatening bump stickers.”

But.... are they sandwiches?

Yeah, she sticks out like a sore thumb on that list.

It doesn’t even matter, it’s basically WWE at this point. GS is going to go down 3-1 and have a 10-point halftime deficit in Game 5, and then some 80's hair band song is going to blare over the speakers in the arena and BAH GAWD THAT’S K.D.! HE SAID HE WAS INJURED! Then KD will come running down the the court, take a…

Don’t forget some vitamin powder. With the extra vitamins, it’s basically the same as eating steamed kale, health wise.

Exactly. I’m all for this. Anyone who serves in Congress gets a lifetime pension.  Part of the point of giving them a lifetime pension is to theoretically insulate them from corruption, because otherwise they might make decisions in office with a view to their job prospects if/when they are voted out.  If we’re going…

I think Jamba Juice and Starbucks followed similar paths to success.

Yeah, Dunkin Donuts are barely edible at this point, and only if you get them first thing in the morning.  The cake donuts hold up a little bit longer, if you’re into that sort of thing.  They all suck though.

Kate started off the first two rounds with a seemingly insurmountable lead, but then decided to take the rest of the draft off. I’ll still give her the win, but only because she was lucky enough that Magic Shell fell to her.

Roe’s rationale is a bit of a stretch, but it’s not like they are just purely “hand waving.” Most people agree that the Constitution guarantees some right to privacy that isn’t specifically spelled out. I mean, if there’s no right to privacy, then the government could theoretically ban all sexual intercourse, or…

They’re real, and they’re spectacular!