Panera gets a shocking number of orders wrong. In fact, they are so bad that most Paneras have a person whose sole job is just to check orders before they go to the customer to make sure they’re right. Not that these people are any better at their jobs than the people screwing up the orders in the first place. Somehow,…

In other words, Trump just heard of Frederick Douglass, so this must be because more people are talking about him, and not because Trump is a moron.

Well, that’s my point. Until Roe v. Wade, there was nothing for the Christian right to get enraged about. Progress would have had to be made through convincing people that abortion should be legal, and that progress would have been easier because conservative politicians wouldn’t have the “bulletin board material” of…

If you turn the audio way up, you can hear him shout, “I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!”

What a hoser.

IMO, it’s the Supreme Court’s fault. By taking the power away from the people to decide what should and shouldn’t be legal, they created a perpetual campaign issue for anyone willing to take advantage of it.

I mean.... he’s pleading “not guilty.”  He’s clearly going to try to get this video excluded as evidence and then claim there’s no proof of his guilt.

“Howling” is not the technically correct term.  The NWS prefers to use: “IT’S RAININ’ SIDEWAYS!” in Ollie Williams volume/intonation.

If by “dragon sword show” you’re referring to Game of Thrones, I have to point out that it’s technically a “dragon boob show.”

Literally attempts to use rational thought, realizes that rational thought dictates an answer different from the one she wants to arrive at, and promptly disregards rational thought.

BTW, you’re proposing using a pizza cutter, not a knife. The pizza cutter spinning avoids the slicing action of a knife, because slicing doesn’t work so well on a soft surface that makes continuous application of pressure difficult. A pizza cutter works by application of downward force on a blade, effectively…

So spell this out for me, because maybe I’m stupid. How is a scissors, which exerts a high amount of pressure over a small area with relatively small force input, similar to an axe, which exerts pressure over a large area and relies on a huge amount of force to deliver adequate pressure?

Yes, it’s strange to see such a long rant delivered so confidently just be flat out wrong.

Uh, have you used scissors before? The only force/pressure exerted on the object being cut with scissors is right at the juncture point between the blades.  Saying it’s like an axe is kind of strange.

Pizza al taglio places in Italy frequently use scissors to cut the pizza, and it works great for them.

I’m not projecting anything. Assuming that 100% of a billion plus people all have the exact same sense of humor is absurd.

Even if 95% of Chinese people aren’t offended, that still leaves 5% who are. I understand that most good humor is going to offend somebody, and I don’t have a problem with that most of the time.  But this isn’t even good humor, and nobody should have to be offended by people making fun of their race.

Well clearly, they need to rename the company Dogfish Adams Brewing and have a grizzled old prospector as their logo.

In the books, Varys kills Kevan Lannister, who is a pretty big guy.  I don’t think he would have any problem killing a tiny woman who is maybe 100 pounds at most.

Ferrara Pan’s original location was just a couple of blocks from Chinatown in Chicago.  You would think someone would have said something.