I always thought they should have replaced Jaime’s golden hand with a sword or spear or something, Evil Dead style.

It’s like a warm, sugary, buttery, cream cheese brownie in cake form. You should definitely try it sometime.

Yeah, SOMEBODY people cared about should have died. Probably a couple of them. War isn’t so much “hell” when everyone important comes back unscathed.

Gooey Butter Cake is the one thing about St. Louis (or, the entire state of Missouri, in fact) that isn’t awful.

I don’t understand why anyone needs to fold pizza, or why fold-ability should be a quality consideration for pizza.  Pizza was invented in Naples, and there, they eat the shit with a knife and fork.

Geographically speaking, maybe.  If you’ve been to Missouri, you wouldn’t call it anything but “the South.”

If your piece starts with the premise that there is anything about St. Louis that can’t be mocked, you may as well not even write it.

I mean.... I’ve had New Haven style pizza, and it’s pretty freaking good.  Not the best, but better than most.

I think Anderson is going to be better than he has been so far, but I’ll be really surprised if he’s ever as good offensively as Baez.  You could do a lot worse than having Jimenez, Moncada, and Anderson as a young core of your lineup though.

Fun fact: One of the picks the Bears traded to move up to get Trubisky was the #67 pick in the 2017 draft... which was used to pick Alvin Kamara.

Come on, you don’t think it was ridiculous that the refs awarded the Sharks FOUR GOALS for one cross-check?

Ah, that’s possible.  If simple sensory input is necessary, then I could see that.

I mean, I remember part of it.

Fried mushrooms are awesome, especially dipped in ranch dressing or some other sauce that you cream-fearing weirdos actually like.

Southern Comfort.

Nice. But if you think a cornucopia burger is equivalent to a cacophony, it just means you haven’t had a good one. Radiohead and Wilco can take a cacophony and make beautiful music out of it. The same thing is true of a cornucopia burger.

Nobody accidentally bumped anyone. He intentionally pushed him.

She’s playing [literally anything] and he’s playing with himself?

Exactly correct - there’s nothing to gain for Democrats by impeaching. Impeach Trump, and the best case scenario is likely that it fails. The worst case scenario is that he’s able to play himself as a victim of a Democratic party and their corrupt “fake news” media machine who are more focused on hating him than on…

None of these things are too bad. It’s very evident, however, that the drafters have not tried a Steak ‘n’ Shake Frisco Melt.  I’d call it heaven on a bun, but it’s on sourdough, so.... heaven on sourdough?