Yes, basically they’re ALL losers because they let bacon slip to #7. Behind lettuce. Just think about that for a moment. Somebody. Picked. Lettuce. In. Front. Of. Bacon.

No, people in Chicago only say ketchup shouldn’t be on hot dogs. They don’t hate on ketchup in any other way.

Dammit Chuck, you talked yourself out of the right answer. At least you still gave a 50% correct answer. I’ll still see Shazam, but not until it’s free on demand or available for check out at my local library.

Maybe.... but I think it has at least as much to do with whether people typically order turkey (as many people do). Jimmy John’s roast beef (with mayo!) and their Italian sandwiches are really good, and their ham is ok. However, their turkey is so slimy, flavorless, and textureless that their bread isn’t remotely good…

You’re right, nobody with any sense is actually advocating for open borders. But “amnesty and a path to citizenship for anyone who manages to enter the country illegally” isn’t really all that much different from “open borders,” is it?

Oh come on.  There’s at least a 50% chance that “Key Kristjen, do crimes for me!” is verbatim what Trump said to her.

Yes, and the difference between the US and Germany is that the “cheap stuff” in Germany is actually really good beer.  By casting this as “cheap stuff” vs. “good stuff,” Koch comes off looking like a douche.  The problem in Germany isn’t that the beer sucks, it’s that there is very little variety.  

Never tried Fatso’s, I’ll have to sometime. I’d add Steak n Shake to the list too, as long as you are eating it in the restaurant. I don’t know what it is about Steak n Shake, but once that food hits the To Go bag, it turns into crap.

I mean, they started out as a hot dog stand, and there are numerous other Italian beef places in and around Chicago that have much better beef than Portillo’s.

IMO, the Au Cheval burger is the single most overrated food in the history of all foods. It’s good. It’s fine. It’s delicious even. But it’s no more delicious than a burger you can get for half the price and 1/20 the wait time at Culver’s or Shake Shack. And it doesn’t touch a truly masterful burger like Edzo’s (if…

A fried egg is a perfectly cromulent burger topping, assuming the egg is cooked properly and the yolk is runny.

OF COURSE the actual report was more damaging than the memo. This is vintage Trump: get his side of the story out there first, repeat “exonerated” a billion times, and then when the actual damaging information comes out, his supporters can just cover their ears and scream LALALALAEXONERATEDLALALALA!

That’s rough. For my BIL, at least if he gets something he likes, he will eat a ton of it.

It’s really hard to say.

Coming from a small, midwestern town, I can tell you that at least 50% of the people eating at any Chinese restaurant in a small midwestern town are suppressing suspicions that the meat they are eating is raccoon or worse and that the only reason the kitchen hasn’t been shut down is that every health inspector who…

That’s true, although it’s really hard to say one way or the other.

OK, it sounded initially like she was discouraging them from trying new things. If they’re in the 4-8 years old range, I know some people have problems getting kids that age to eat literally anything other than chicken nuggets, hot dogs, and mac & cheese, and they grow out of it. If they’re older and still being picky,…

“What will happen if he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results?”

Yeah, I hate the Red Sox, and I’m pretty sure he was safe.

Well, that’s not what you said: “There’s a part of me that loves sharing experiences with other people and gets annoyed when they won’t try new things and experiment with foods and flavors I enjoy.”