Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

When your QB throws 5 picks the entire game is garbage time.

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

New corporate naming partner: Spirit Airlines Arena.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

In news that may or may not be related, Dabo says he is happy now because he finally feels like he has a big penis.

Dabo must have had the 1,0 grid for the halftime score on the betting sheet...

Karma will be reached when Dabo's boss next year will be Dan Snyder.

You are probably in the minority of folks who thought he was an improvement over Norm, you realize...

GET OUT.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

When did this guy become so aggrieved? Somewhere between idolized baseball play to shitty business person he became a real jackass, and I just don’t understand the transformation. Totally jobbed the state out of money, left it paying a tab, and he’s the victim?

20% is your max? You monster.

The last time a Ray Tip was this devastating, the world lost Steve Irwin.

I believe that you hate the Yankees, but do you really expect us all to believe that you are the Rays fan?

My favorite thing about this is that when Ortiz says “They might think it’s cheating” it very much sounds like he’s saying “They might think it’s shitty.”

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.