Surprised that it wasn’t one of Clemens’ kids: Kody, Kasper, Kooper, KKK, Karmen, Korias, K’tucky or Kor. 

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

Al Franken lost his seat on the senate for very very VERY much less than that. The #MeToo movement have painted themselves into a corner, arguing that mere juvenile, stupid, ill-advised (and often drunken) behavior is indistinguishable from being an actual sociopath predator.

I hate you, now I won’t be able to stop thinking of that song for the next 3 months.

Ya’ll treat dumb childish shit like it’s something that’ll require 30 years of intensive therapy and that a million bucks in emotional damages are owed to the victim.

In a state where it didn’t matter, I still went to the polls to vote for a candidate I didn’t particularly like, in an effort to show solidarity with all the people on the internet I implored to vote for Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump (hopefully) ends up an embarrassing part of our history.

Warning Shark

Sometimes..two things can be true at the same time. It is really crappy to “pants” someone.  AND you can be a little shit for whining about it ten years later.  There has to be some line where if something happens to you you just get over it and move on with your life.  Sex assault? Nope, certainly expose it.  Pulling…

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

It would have had a 40 year old daughter, but none of the 23 year olds they auditioned were right for the role.

Chris Davis swung at that pitch.

keep them just 29 games out of the second wild card.

I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

I wish she’d done that at an And1 gymnastics meet so they could’ve stopped the performance and had the crowd rush the mat with everybody going “OHHHHAAHHHH!!” and the on-floor MC yelling “IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!! SIT DOWN RUSSELL WESTBROOK!!” and the whole thing dissolving into delirious chaos

Well, now that Burfict is on the Raiders as well that would be an interesting situation.

They let me wear whatever helmet I want to at work as long as I keep my door closed. There must be some similar ground here.

You can only hope to contain him...or that he passes the ball. You could hope he passes the ball

Yeah, you’re right. This sounds exactly like ‘Bitch Hunter’ or ‘MILF Island’.

Negotiations broke down after Baldwin called the actress playing his daughter a rude, thoughtless little pig.