lol, what a piece of shit.

Really hope that Colburn leaves Petrino a brief, laminated note in the visitors’ locker room about choosing to go elsewhere.

Fergie is the one who owes the apology to anybody who had the misfortune of hearing that interpretive abortion.

I hope Duhamel is wearing a cup.

This is nonsense, if anything Draymond has established himself as the mortal enemy of pricks.

Dude, you are EXACTLY what is wrong with people in the country. Trump-humper or liberal, you all are united in your utter and complete inability to admit when you’re wrong when you lose an argument.

“I named it for the pure color of the sails. Something spoke to me when I saw them unfurled, and I knew I had to have her named ‘White-Powered’...”

Frank Stallone!

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

Lillard was just 2 for 8 in the first half, then hit 11 of 15 shots in the final two quarters, going 5 of 8 from 3-point territory.

Needs to play inside the rule of law and show more discipline. Too eager to make friends with dictators. Ravenous appetite for fast food can also bring unwanted gastrointestinal trouble. Willingness to default to playground bullying style appears to limit his ability to be taken seriously. Needs to improve…

I look forward to when my Knicks sign him, at age 39, to a 7 year/$450 million dollar contract. 

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Kelly Whacked By Vacuum Tube, Confirming Suspicions That He Was Never Quite In A Solid State

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

The complete tattoo says “Fear No Dyson.”

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Except this is clearly the mild Curry. 

My dad does that when he plays at the Y.