I dunno guys, this looks like a classic case of economic angst to me.

Yes. And don’t forget the divorce lawyers licking their chops at the end of the rainbow.

I played a company softball game there once. We were up by one with one out in the last inning and the other team had the bases loaded. The batter weakly dribbled the ball about 5 feet in front of home plate and I tapped the plate and threw a strike to first base to double up the runner and secure the win.…

+1 Relativsatz, Werfall

It is a fantastic time to be a white, sub-mediocre, race baiting bad take artist.

Michael Irvin should be careful. When a Baltimore Raven wants to kill someone, he does, but within a reasonable doubt.

I came here for a Gertrude Stein reference and miraculously found one.

I’m wearing the same, but I’m in New Jersey. Global warming, amirite?

I’m pretty sure if Kevin Hogan wanted to fight everyone who makes fun of his shitawful quarterbacking, his life would turn into the movie Bloodsport and he would be Jean Claude Van “Goddamn Where Was He Throwing That Ball?”

Well I did eat at Applebees earlier so it could’ve been 50/50 there.

I remember Five Thirty-Eight testing the waters on a Mirotic to Dirk comparison a couple of years ago after a solid stretch of games. That didn’t exactly pan out.

How wrong is it that when I heard the snap I thought of those Vlasic pickle commercials?

Youppi is the Bo Jackson of mascots; a two-sport star.

Remember how the Mooch bragged that he’s seen Trump shoot free throws in a tux? God these people are weird.

As a degenerate piece of shit, I’d just like to point out how bad his snorting technique is. I would fire him just for that.

As a music fan, I don’t look forward to anything involving Imagine Dragons.

Contract the NL East!

They have a term for Trump in Russia too:

“But look at how long their arms are.”

I agree. The fact that they didn’t really include Kaepernick or the Philly Phanatic, is despicable.