“Normal every day peace loving Muslims have as much to do with ‘radical’ as I do with ‘fleet afoot’.”

Looks like someone wants to join the Bills.

The free market behaves remarkably similar to John Mayer’s penis.

“Whatever. Talk trash about the Ravens. Go ahead. We’ll see you in the elevator.”

He thought the catch was going well until his own friend benched him for an apathetic Michael Vick.

It went from bad to worse when this footage was released: