No, it isn’t a moot point. Yes, both forms of intoxication would presumably be against the rules in the workplace. However, one (being drunk) is very easy to prove at the time via breathalyzer or blood test, while the other (being stoned) currently only has tests for general use in the last month or so before…

Conkers Bad Fur Day? Perfect Dark? Starcraft 64? Wrestlemania 2000? WWF No Mercy? DID YOU EVEN PLAY N64?! -rips hair out-

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

Just like with municipal broadband, here’s an example of lobbyists and politicians working hand-in-hand to prevent competition. That’s why you have to laugh any time one or the other mentions the “free market will lower prices” or some such nonsense. It’s funny, because it’s usually the same people touting less…

I love how careful your wording is.

I applaud your effort, but don’t try to argue with a Pats fan. They are natural-born cunts.

This seems to be commonly misunderstood. The Ravens/Harbaugh’s gripe was with the refs not making it clear who was/was not eligible in a reasonable amount of time, not necessarily the Pats or their formations.

No, you insufferable fucking shitbag, they weren’t “bitching” about “rule exploitation”, they had a legitimate complaint about a team - who in any other sports league around the world would have rightfully been stripped of their illegitimate titles and seen their undeserved championship banners torn down - known for…

Remember when Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham for not being able to beat some of the greatest USC teams ever? Good times.

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

As I’ve said elsewhere, the main function of Twitter seems to be to allow people to quickly and easily make casual statements that can be completely ripped out of any larger context and used as a cudgel against them.

Also, it has been FUCKING RICH to watch SNL act like they have a moral compass or some political insight these last couple of weeks. The sad moralizing at the end of the election and now, “Oh, Democrats lost because they be like, ‘what gender is?’ right!”
This is the show that not only had Trump on but let him fucking…

it was a good joke

I would say more like “Fuck Everyone who voted” but who am I kidding.. It was like choosing which poison to take. The ballot read, and I quote: “You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms? Either way, you will be fucked in the ass. XOXO Republicans & Democrats”

Dammit. You beat me by literally less than a minute. Take Your star, you magnificent bastard.

This is what I immediately pictured.

They must not have been wearing their Under Armor.

Tomorrow’s news: Tesla re-brands itself as the Standard Solar Company.