First the huge Starcraft fanservice with the two new maps and now this.

Can you think of an argument for why players should be amateurs, but coaches should be paid?

Sometimes it will blithely charge around a wet offramp, or directly into the side of a semitrailer.

Haven’t played what long enough? I’m sure you don’t mean football, where most players have around 8 years or more of experience before they get to the NFl.

Holy shit I love this guy. Why your team sucks Ryder Cup edition. See if Magary will counter!!!!!!!

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

Isn't Rutgers already in NJ?

It just doesn’t fit in my mind.

Randy Edsall, for those wondering, currently has a made up job working for the Detroit Lions which he is absurdly underqualified for. Randy Edsall can die in a fire. Fuck Randy Edsall. Someone send this comment to him.

Fair point. But prove Mark Wahlberg couldn’t have stopped 9/11. #ThePatriotWay

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Hawaiian pizzas seem even more sinister now.

I hate Illinois Hawaiians.

Shouldn’t you be out campaigning for Jill Stein, Mr. Leftier-than-thou?

Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

Darth Wader

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

*cough cough* saudi arabia *cough cough* egypt *cough cough cough*