FEE-NAY! Seriously, that should have been the headline, because William Daniels is cooler than anyone else in this article by a country mile.

Jezebel never met a “Cis-Het White Man Exploits Poor Little Woman Because Cis-Het White Men Can’t Possibly Be Talented On Their Own” headline it didn’t like, no matter how inaccurate. 

Hes an abuser. He just refiled in a red state. He actually bought property in Louisiana to establish residency to sue there, because it’s red and will be more sympathetic to Emma and Isabel (yes, he named them). Anything to be in her life.

Kanye and NickLoeb are abusive scum.

She did get a nice settlement with that lawsuit.

If you could go one dirt bag without mentioning Pete Davidson that would be great. There was no reason to bring him up.

The ladies of Sugarbaker’s settled the Diana Ross blackface debate over 20 years ago.

That’s the part that always makes me want to punch people. “They started recording AFTER the altercation started! We don’t know what they said to cause it!” (because of course the victim had to have done something) And of course, if they decide there is to much tape, “well why were they filming?! They were looking for …

Ignoring the word “no” runs in Nicki’s family.

I guess doing what you want, despite lack of consent, is a family trait.

What a crock of shit. No way in hell does a condo board encourage people to confront strangers. That would be a huge liability if something were to happen. She should have kept her lying mouth shut.

Yawn.

Ugh. Good. Hope she returns his father’s medallion.

Intelligent? Ok.

They are more than old enough to know how privileged they are.

Dear Parking Lot Patrolling Pam,

Fuck you.

They’re dull. Is that enough?

Nazis will kill you. I'd be afraid to piss them off by denouncing them.

You. Dont. Get. To. Decide. What. Is. Enough.