I wouldn’t be surprised if her people called judge Belvin Perry and tried to get the verdict pushed back a few days. 

When I got to that point in the article, it dawned on me, I do not drink enough.

Keep that condescension coming! It won’t make Monica Lewinsky an interesting person, but I’m certainly amused!

This site has more outrage for this than they had for that time Asia Argento raped a child.

Would one article about the winner kill you?

Seriously. Stop licking her ass. She was disgraceful. Stopping the booing that your childish behavior caused isn’t grace.

“Go back to Deadspin” all over this thread. Such a compelling argument!

Naomi would have finished what she was doing fair and square if Serena had acting like a damn adult.

You’re commenting a lot for someone who’s not a fan...

Just doing their Queen’s bidding. Classy.

I have been paying attention. But thank you for the condescension! 

You should have lead with the part about her rehoming human beings like puppies who won’t stop piddling on her carpet. It would have saved me a lot of time.

Of course they asked. It’s the only interesting thing about her. 

My mother was a diabetic. We called EMS several times over the years. Every time a patrol car pulled up first. In my state, it’s required for a cop to respond first and make sure the scene is safe for EMS to enter. EMS can be a damn dangerous job. They get a call about a diabetic, they don’t know if they’re actually wa…

Done with Jezebel. This place is a drag. A hateful and hypocritical drag.

It’s funny. This site will not shut up about Pete and Ariana’s “true wuv! Please let those crazy kids make it!” when, to me, that pairing has disastrous end written all over it.

For Judy Collins 

Oh good more Pete Davidson! Just what this site’s been lacking! 

I know they’re implants, but you’re closing in 50. Don’t go out in public without a bra.

Probably because he never actually said that