Not sure if you wrote it that way on purpose, but that man’s name should be “Bow and Error.”

That my friends is EXACTLY what this is all about. He’s literally on film getting his ass kicked BY A TON OF WHITE DUDES, and says 2 black dudes beat him up. That’s racism.

This fat motherfucker near me:

Seeing that paunchy Trumpie goober metaphorically getting his bow shoved up his ass was deeply satisfying. He decided to go out courting trouble and he found some.

After calling it a pedo.

Until reading this story I had no idea what Hal Sparks meant by this:

It would just be so much better if Musk would funnel all of the energy spent on voicing his terrible, idiot beliefs into his true calling; replacing one of his fingers with a cybernetic vape pen.

If what you perceive as “rudeness” puts you in favor of the dismantling of democratic institutions; the belittling or even demonization of people whose ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, religion and economic status are different from yours; the punishment of people who tell inconvenient but necessary truths and…

FUCK YER FEELINGS... but you need to show decorum and politeness towards me... YOU SNOWFLAKE

They’ll have to cover the Capitol building with those “Slippery Floor” signs due to the tears Graham will spill over how unfair any question from the Dems are.

I don’t remember what hearing it was, or who she was questioning, but I do remember the little smile on Cory Booker’s face as she eviscerated whoever was testifying with the precision of sushi chef skillfully slicing into a nice fat fugu. 

You’re forgetting that he’s English.  That “I see” is like a slap in the face.

IIRC their marriage was very open. I don't know why I know this.

If you want to unfollow my LiveJournal, you can let me know via Friendster like a real friend. You don’t have to come on Kinja and put all our business in front of these people. And to end on this on an ominous note, I want to you know that certain things have come to light. No follow-up questions!

Yes, but they were married for the first part of 2020, which is the equivalent of fifteen years, so really they were married for twenty four years.

i’ve felt nothing but disgust because its replaced Prince of Persia for the last 10 years. Does that count?

Exactly. The same people take great pride in eating the grossest (offalest?) parts of animals.

There’s nothing wrong with those kids. It’s classic kid social dynamics. The kid who says he’d rather eat the nuggets is clearly a social “leader” for lack of a better term, he thinks it’s funny, all the other kids follow him. It says nothing about those kids specifically, or American kids in general. All it says is…

No, they’re just literally following the directions on the bottle... “mix thoroughly... before pouring into douche bag”

Let me know when we get to 20... I’m gonna throw up.