You are welcome! =3

You people scare me.

That's what I was coming here to say! I don't consider myself a music hipster, but I was listening to "Alors On Danse" in 2010 and it was pretty big then. I'm confused.

You're an idiot. Africa is a massive continent with 89 countries and hundreds of distinct cultures and nationalities. It's racist, xenophobic and just plain stupid to make a statement that assumes that any one act or perspective could be quintessential "African" or should be expected because it is happening in Africa.

Somebody tell CNN that they were all forced to marry the downed Malaysian Airlines plane, and you'll hear all about it.

I feel like I want to sit all of the fancy dessert chefs in the world down and remind them that, as a society, we're perfectly good with eating whipped cream from the can.

Epsilon Iota is a nonfrat (or fauxternity, if you will)

Great article Erin but you could have just said that they suffered from mass affluenza and will end up in cushy finance and law jobs or terrorizing their employees as middle-managers at their parents' companies.

That's a very good point. Universities are quite capable of enforcing codes of conduct when they are motivated, and don't even require proof.

Unless this woman is viciously pounding on her belly with the free weights while screaming "DIE PARASITE DIE", keep it to yourselves, trolls.

You've made this point four times now. In the process, your commenting device of choice has used four times as much electricity!! If you care about anything alive, SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER AND/OR PHONE AND/OR TABLET.

Climate change is not a joke, you know.

Of course you wouldn't.

Good Eats...Mr. Brown's first show has been doing this since 1999.

That's an American press rule, though, not a universally accepted English rule.

Unless you want to spend a few moments trying to avoid/actively trying to being cuckolded by the center console...good question...

"And lo, she said unto her classmate Paul 'check yes if you like me, check no if you don't like me. My mom packed pizza lunchables, which I bestow upon you in my name. Take, eat, in remembrance of me'"

I have a friend from Nigeria who feels like shit that her country is known for being 'scammers'.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

Contouring is a drag queen tool. It works for drag queens because they are typically performing, and the look is a more exaggerated, overdone version of femininity. When women do it, but also try to make it look natural, they look like second rate drag queens. I am really not seeing the issue here.