People cry for different reasons. I think it's weird when people cry at weddings. I cry during Disney movies. Some people cry at work. This makes more sense to me than crying at weddings (Your work is about your passion, weddings are about legal banging and cake).

Los Vegas? Is that like Las Vegas?

Damn. Why is there no commentary for this, because damn. DAMN.

No.

Screw you all. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. GIMME!

She should send it to Rick Santorum to raise.

Yeah, it'll be Duke Lacrosse all over again. Nevermind that the house was totally notorious long before the incident - since one person couldn't prove rape, all those men were innocent angels lofted on pink clouds of hopes and dreams, unfairly besmirched by the nasty bad lying woman (according to certain MRAs). Yup.

Yeah, Hollywood hates to be reminded that they're not immortal.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not making light of the way he died (which was awful) or the fact that he died (death is also awful), or died so young.

But, to be honest, the internet is acting like he was Indira Gandhi just because they recognize him from the…

Honestly, What Kanye says is right. He may not say it in the best way. But this is the truth about the world and people just don't want to hear it. Being black sucks, because people still treat you like dirt, and act like everything is equal, so YOU must me holding yourself back.

It's not different. YOU GO BUY THAT USED MATTRESS YOUNG ONE.

I mean, do be careful, but don't let people judge you out of a good-quality used mattress because it's "healthier" to get a shitty lasts-a-year-steals-your-sleep cheap brand new one.

I feel like pointing out that it takes to to have an 'oopsie.' There are plenty of a**holes who refuse to wear a condom but badger for sex. Make sure that the men you 'councel' know that they shouldn't act like my x who verbally abused me all through my pregnancy. (Which I tried to avoid, but being 19 at the time…

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...

Yeah, but... Chafing. Ugh.

Dammit, I did NOT sign up for the dark and depressing dystopian cyberpunk future. I signed up for the spiffy, shiny Jetson's one. I demand to speak to a manager about this!

Perfect! A little gunmetal gray epoxy and I will have a stunning U.S.S. Bismarck costume!