yep! got a whole fresh pan that i’m plotting on right now

I’m fat. I’m currently working on being not fat. Sometimes I want ice cream. Halo Top gets the job done. Dassit.

Black child of immigrants who grew up in the ghetto here.... but I watch the Food Network so Sushi, sopressatta, tomato tomatah, whateva.

why do we keep perpetuating the myth that Trump’s victory lay at the fault of anyone except the wealthy white people who voted for him in droves? The blame does not lie at the feet of Black people or disenchanted millennials. They all voted for Clinton in pretty average numbers compared to all other elections except…

Jim Cooke is a (inter)national treasure.

If you didn’t vote, or you voted for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, and you live in a swing state this is all your fault. The blood is on your hands.

In my culture we give grieving people money. Period. Losing a family member is expensive and it’s mostly an unplanned expense. Grief can be expensive in so many ways beyond just funeral expenses. This is honestly an American thing to feel awkward about giving money, and seriously, screw it. Add a note in with the gift…

Barack Obamas first inauguration had wind chills in the teens. A light drizzle is not the cause of this.

it’s been well documented how this came into the mainstream... skimpier bikinis of the 80s and 90s (remember how high the thighs were cut on Pamela Anderson’s bathing suits in Baywatch?, lower rise pants, the thong, and porn.

winner winner chicken dinner

Yea, I would have bought it otherwise. But I will die before having a depiction of the Cheeto anywhere on my body

Pence is infinitely worse. Like exponentially. Nothing scares me more.

I seriously don’t get it. What if 25,000 of those people voted for Trump and 6,000 for Clinton?

No. In an election this close you don’t take swing states for granted. That’s horrible strategy. Sure, don’t go crazy there, but to never campaign there at all? No excuse.

but you don’t get to decide which direction the numbers go. If those third party voters had all voted Trump what would the conversation be then?

assuming those people either a) would have voted at all, and b)wouldn’t have voted Trump.

If only his dad Luved him more :(

whoa! calm allll the way down there buddy. Don’t want your blood pressure going down now

umm, calm down.

$7 per serving for a side dish is actually quite outrageous. Especially when accounting for how cheap collards are.