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Crushed in 2020? By who? Certainly not Democrats.

America is about being able to go from nothing and pulling yourself up off the ground by your own bootstraps. But there’s nothing with starting already standing up. Just because you didn’t start all the way from the ground doesn’t mean your acheivements should be dismissed.

And not proving your innocence is not the same thing as being guilty either. 

This is how to arrange a military burial at sea. It’s open to all branches, not just the sea services.

Maybe I may not *need* to have a gun, but I also don’t need to justify to you why I choose to exercise my Constituional rights. It’s not up for a committee vote.

If I had an aluminum can for every time you or one of your GMG comrades claimed someone was ‘scared’, ‘terrified’ or ‘freaking out’, I could buy your shitty employer and fire you all.

If you are that desperate to be the first to join in on a new lynch mob, you are a complete failure and should reconsider your life choices.

99.95% funny, 0.05% sad.

It’s a valid discrepancy. One which you fail to give any explanatiom for.

So now that she won beating someone besides Serena, you want to claim her? Ha! Hypocrites.

These people here haven’t even seen the damn documentary because it’s not even out yet. But that doesn’t stop them from using it to confirm their beliefs.

So the inability to produce any hard proof over all these years suggested to you that maybe he was innocent. But without even seeing the documentary, you’ve already thrown that back out the window and decided he’s guilty?

The six people who starred you want $1 million for basically nothing as well.

Does Michael Harriott know that he’s pulling in the money that pays for Libby Watson and HamNo’s salary?

It’s neither. It’s a manufacturing company. And its product is outrage.

Splinter writer go “Please, save my job!”

I don’t know why I found this hilarious, but I did.

Trump may be tempermental, he may be stubborn and he may be reckless, but he’s more shrewd than people give him credit for.

Seriously. I’m thrilled he gave in on the stupid wall. Your run of the mill, average conservatives don’t want to see people missing two paychecks or compromised airport security which practically begs for another terroist attack.

Eat a fat dick.