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Donald Trump tricked Elizabeth Warren into revealing that she’s whiter than the Swiss Miss girl. So if Trump is so stupid, what does that make Pocahontas since she couldn’t even avoid such an obvious trap? And so why would anyone ever vote for such idiotic politicians as Democrats?

It’s fun to read all these articles about how scared we Conservatives apparently are of her. And it’s a good thing you told me, otherwise I’d never have known to be scared. It didn’t even cross my mind. Thank you Liberals for telling me how to feel.

Yes, they knew it was a virus. Which by itself aint’t very helpful. We still don’t know definitively the origin or patient zero. Yes, there are theories that it passed from primates to humans in Africa, possibly by infected meat. But it’s not proven. There are a few people who possibly were patient zero, but again

What exactly was it that he was supposed to do about AIDS? No one knew what the heck this mysterious illness was. Was it contagious? Was it curable? Where did it start?

It’s a Boy!

Nothing says defeating the patriarchy like allowing the men who allegedly oppress you so much to pass themselves off as women and join your ranks.

Man, ain’t nobody going to freakin Jezebel for evidence in a trial.