It’s diverse because we have light suits AND dark suits

This is an excellent question. I’ve gathered a panel of experts on the female body to see if they can find out what exactly is going on with... all that:

No, it would not be smart. It would be taking an important and effective senator out of the senate to do a less important job, and weakening the Dems’ tenuous hold on the senate.

What about “Conservative Ninjitsu Hands?”

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

Kid will need the patience of a saint to deal with the egos of those two.

wait wait wait.

Yeezus.
The North Star.
Saint.
Kim “Noel”.


.......what a happy little christmas family we have here

Talk about showing your hand.

Kanye and Kim are just PUPPETS controlled by egomaniac designer Marc Jacobs. He discovered Kanye and he made a top model out of Kendall Jenner as well. Read more details here. http://goo.gl/4sZvmC

Movember was last month, Kanye. Yeezus.

But what about the fridge? Won’t anyone think of the fridge?

I was thinking of a Foster/Hadid/Thompson/Jenner/Kardashian family tree on my living room wall.

I find it helps to keep a spreadsheet.

But who will My Love wed next? He NEEDS a woman who won’t put her health over his wants and needs.

What do you want to bet there were only 20 available in each color, thus ensuring an instant (though fabricated) sell out?

Once, I saw an interview with Tara Reid where she said that she really loved and respected Paris Hilton for, among other things, helping Ms. Reid conquer her fear of parasailing.

For whatever reason, I feel like she would be just a teeny bit less awful if she began allowing photographers to shoot her head-on. Because when your former kloset organizer steals your fame-for-fame’s-sake game and ups it by 200,000, you should really try different things that are not bringing your laptop to a club…

I know that family are soul-sucking vampires, but she is and 18-year-old involved with a 26-year-old. Like, I doubt she’s making too many decisions. I feel like Kris and Tyga had that discussion, not her.

I’m having fun imaging that conversation:

This was an Unconscious Coupling.