When I lived in NYC, around early 2004, I was taking the L train back from Lorimer to the East Village. On the same train car, no exaggeration: Homeless man walks into center of the L train, drops his pants and takes a shit on the subway car floor. No one even batted an eyelash.

Is this a Boston thing? I had some old creep do the same thing to me literally two blocks away (Mass and Comm) in April. He was taking pictures of the flowers and then oddly just started to take pictures down an empty-but-for-me sidewalk as I walked toward him into the wind while wearing a wrap dress that kept…

Well now I have discovered a dream I never knew I had: having frozen yogurt in Barbra Streisand’s basement mall.

He was cheating on her during the marriage. This is such textbook junkie manipulative behavior. She was moving on. He spends the price of a Midwestern home on hookers and blow, ODs, nearly kills himself, she agrees to put the divorce on hold — and somehow she’s the bad guy? Fuck that. Bullshit.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.