It's that rage-inducing eyebrow raise face. I just want to punch him and I'm not a violent person. Why can't he just smile? Or...just make any other face for the camera??

Chances I would take a flight that long with no booze? Some chance.

Yeah, I'd love to see an article where a man stays in a relationship for 44 years and never has an orgasm durning sex. I'll start holding my breath now.

CAPS EASIER READ /throws own feces

I'm pretty sure "breading" a cow is just a chicken-fried steak tbh.

Seriously, they act like the only way you could possibly dislike it is if you're "snobby." I have double-fisted McRibs recently, for fuck's sake; snobbishness is the farthest thing from my mind. I just think combining cinnamon with meat and spaghetti is fucking horrifying.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

Paul wrote that. He wrote a lot of seriously questionable things.

That looks like a scone or muffin, but I gather in terms of taste it would be more savoury, like a Yorkshire Pudding?

I have always said I can't worship the god people try to sell me. He is a fucking brat. And an asshole. A vain, horrible asshole. Why would I worship that? How can anyone?*

The state governments involved are being hysterical, but she is also clearly a pain in the ass.

be right back. i feel the immediate need to firebomb parts of the planet.

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

First, really excited my story got picked!

OMFG, "Look at Me" Nope, not sleeping ever again.

I'd kind of love a three-week quarantine. You could finally get to the bottom of your Netflix queue.

Sarah Michelle Gellar got a short bob and you know what that means: Buffy is sleeping with Spike again.

I kind of want to try this as an experiment. Let's find a Duggar-like Christian (i.e. uninformed) and tell them that we've found the 'gay gene.' We pretend to give them some made up test and tell them their baby has the gay gene. I really, really, really want to know what would happen. I need to see this happen.

"pre-born"