OH LOOK, THE ILLUMINATI PUPPETS HAVE ARRIVED.

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

I'm one of those unicorns who has had what I would consider a pretty large number of partners and very few regrets, I guess. I regret a few of them because things didn't work out as I'd planned but that was usually a situation of me not being right for a person I was in a relationship with. I rarely regret a one…

That gif is TOO MUCH.

Good for her to share this personal information that people will tear her to shreds for! I can't wait for the day when a serious political candidate in the US can say, "Yeah, I had an abortion. Not for medical reasons; I just didn't want a kid" and it's treated as a non-issue.

GAWWWWWD. When he says "Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave?" OWWWMYGAWWWD.

That doesn't even count as weird - everyone, male, female, in between, everyone is turned on by David Bowie in Labyrinth. It's, like, a fundamental truth of the universe. Water is wet, grass is green, and Jareth the Goblin King makes people feel funny things in the pants.

Hi nice meeting you.

Girl, I get that. The lizard brain wants what it wants.

The fucking Winchester brothers.

the movie Labyrinth, with David Bowie

I got really excited about the Brangelina wedding. I scared myself.

UNAPOLOGETICALLY LOVE KSTEW.

I think people her age grew up watching Disney channel and that stuff and think actors need to exaggerate their expressions to something a bit theatrical, but some of us like that kind of "natural" acting. I like her.

Someone else has already touched on issues of bisexual "visibility", and the long-standing presumption that bisexuality is a phase that one passes through on the way to a "real" sexual orientation.

I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.

Cap sleeves are fucking evil. They were not designed for the human arm.

Oh man, people with kids can be obliviously obnoxious about it, like it's the most important thing in the world and you couldn't possibly understand, and nothing you do could possibly compare in any way.

Yup. Like how I won't date people on OKC who won't date people of another race, or who don't believe in gay marriage, despite being the same race as them, and not gay. I don't care that the beliefs don't directly preclude a relationship, they still speak to your values.