Exactly. Congrats on your blessing from Jesus...now please just STFU about it.

Horrific. I don't know why I torture myself looking at things like this. Now I want an abortion and I'm not even pregnant.

My wife and I are fairly regular Jezebel readers, I haven't seen one of these GIFs and she hasn't mentioned them either, so y'all are doing a pretty good job of managing them. I'm sorry you have to. What can your readers do?