Look, when a Castlevania movie slips this quietly into filming, it's either the misleading production title of a much better film, or it's being made by Ewe Boll. It's a shame, too, because just by co-opting Lords of Shadow's orchestral score you've already got a pretty great movie off-the-bat.

I'm buying one, just because it launched first and I'm bored with the current generation. I'll also pick up a PS4 when it launches, barring a price-point of 599 US Dollars.

It's nice that he comments on invisible walls. I remember how much they used to bug me, before I became more attuned to how the medium is played. Sometimes you've just gotta accept that those ferns or that folding chair are just too much for your RPG-leveling, chainsaw-toting badass.

I really need someone to do a disc scratch test with the Wii U positioned both vertically and horizontally so I don't mar any discs when I set mine up. Luke, there's an idea if a representative turns her back during a show - alter its setup and then eject the disc.

It's also being streamed at nintendo.com/wiiu, if you're like me and want to keep Facebook for its pure, intended purpose*, rather than watching / promoting goods and services.

The iPod Nana, you say? Does it come with a rocking chair, knitting needles, and a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle?

This is just another painful reminder of the Frog / Robo / Rydia / Locke game that will never be.

I was wondering how they'd give you a sense of progression when the campaign is spread between multiple vignettes - since you can't upgrade one weapon for 12 hours, you can probably upgrade skill sets and character-unique weapons throughout each of the four 2-3 hour campaigns.

Oh man, well at least out of respect for the European market they waited until a few days after Gamescom to announce the close.

Hey, Luke - I'm totally with you on 3D hate, but this article is woefully uninformed. "Little in the way of 3D support over the last 12 months" from Sony might need some clarification - their most recent entry in flagship PS3 series, Uncharted, launched 10 months ago having been designed from the ground up to cater to…

Oh man, same here with those Wolvie claws.

It's funny, if anyone were to do a musical video game, I'd put it up to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Here's hoping The Stick of Truth merits another title from them. Otherwise, and while hardly a stage musical, there's always Parappa. You gotta believe.

Sure, they're not doing their part to limit genocide and exploitation, but permit me to coin a term that sounds like an incredibly cool power-up:

The most formulaic, unfun way to "advance" the 2D Mario platformers of my yesteryears. Fewer items, much less ambitious background art and music... At least New Super Mario Bros. U looks like it has much more enchanting art direction and a wider focus on power-ups.

I'll be buying a Vita the second they release it in pink. By that point I can probably grab Lumines, Gravity Rush, Uncharted, ACIIIL, Persona 4: Golden, and All-Stars on the cheap.

I love Naughty Dog - I love their unadvertised charity for canine welfare, I love the nuance in their writing, I love the naturalistic gameplay they never fail to code, I love the authentic performances they get out of some great actors (including W. Earl Brown here - he's phenomenal). They're just an immensely…

You mean the minds behind The Matrix 2 and The Matrix 3 and Speed Racer? Go read the book.

Because that would require, in a three-hour runtime, six separate shower scenes where a character explains her collarbone birthmark. Be less unhappy.

Oh, great. Hopefully PSN is back up by the time All-Stars comes out.

"It was developed for PS3" sounds like they're skirting "and is now a launch title for the Playstation Orbis!" I'll buy it either way, assuming they actually get a composer to make a score half as good as Colossus', and stop appropriating the title track of my favorite movie.