Yeah, I totally misread that. My bad.

Not only is THQ not going to E3, it's not going to Gamescom in Germany, either. Nor is Nintendo. Nor, reports GamesIndustry International, is Sega.

Forgot about that. I'd promote it if I were able.

This list is basically perfect, though I'd substitute The Crow for Hellboy. (And then Hellboy back for Spider Man 2).

I was like "Are there no zombies in the video because they're all IMing you? Creepy!"

The tensest part was when you forgot to disable your Gmail IM effects while you captured this, Luke!

Actually looks a little less amazing than I was picturing it, but I'll still buy the shit out of it, day one. Also, I was kind of hoping Connor would sound a little more like John Redcorn.

If a game's announcement is also its release date (and it's a licensed IP), don't get your hopes up.

I think the co-op sounds brilliant. Isaac is water / food-deprived and hallucinating Nicole (or whomever) as his phantom co-op buddy? Genius. Dismembering humans seems needlessly gory, though, unless they're losing the mining weaponry.

I swear, if there's a cover-system during the E3 presentation and the franchise becomes Uncharted (With a Mining Laser), I'll pass. Murderous, mutant fauna is a great follow-up to space corpses.

Dead Space 2 was a beautiful game that riffed on the conventions of its forebear (and the medium in general). It had a gorgeous color palette, interesting characters, atmospheric sound design, the whole thing was just immersive as hell. Human enemies seems so... Not interesting. Being blinded by snow could be cool,…

Why is Zelda always a dick when Link tries to kick the Triforce?

I guess you can't make an Xbox out of gunpowder and compasses.

You forgot other hard facts.

Nintendo and Microsoft have been so quiet about their stable for so long that they must be announcing a huge roster of titles for their new machines.

I think Sony's hand is entirely exposed as far as what it can reveal for E3. I can pretty much guarantee Sony's press conference will be LittleBigPlanet Karting, Sony Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, The Last of Us, The Last Guardian, God of War Ascension, Sly Cooper, and then a known third-party quantity with…

The ending sequence sure looks like two heat-seeking missiles are following the Batcraft, you may have missed that bit.

So if the object is to titillate by peeing a girl's skirt up, it's entirely counterproductive. Tumescence doesn't make it easy to continue urinating.

My first Mass Effect 3 playthrough I knew that child was too well-rendered to just be used once. He had more screentime than Thane!

Wait for E3 if you're worried - it's only a month away, and that's usually when they announce hardware revisions / reprices.