The "Mega Butter."

Link and Zelda's lips look awfully fishy. And their visages a tad too human, not elfin / Hylian. 'Dorf looks pretty badass, though.

Ah, Resistance 3. You'll always have a place in my heart, and my hard drive. Mostly because you left behind a gig of corrupt game data.

Gamestop acting in accord with its consumers' desires?! Next you'll tell me Bobby Kotick saved a third-world village from a stampede!

(Reads article). Neat. (Re-reads article). Obsidian? Ugh.

Does anyone know if Namco pays to license the character or if Ubisoft pays for the character's exposure?

Ugh, I bought the red one last week. Why didn't I wait for pink?!

England and Russia seem the climbiest, although this reeks of forgery.

A Sony crossover fighter is kind of a sausagefest. Nyx and Quo and Kri Dude's sister and Jak's girlfriend / Chloe / Elena are the only female protagonists I can think of. I think Sly has a detective woman who follows him.

Nate is basically a brawler - he could have a tranquilizer pistol (a la the Museum Heist of 2), since he's of the "Greedo shot first" persuasion. Add Elena or Sullivan or Chloe to taste. Make one of the Elite Helghans that had jumping suits and knives for arms to limit gun-focused combat. Plus they're way more iconic…

The only two game characters I've crushed on were Keira from the Jak series and Elena from the Uncharted series - both of which were Naughty Dog properties. They know how to make a dame. Just sayin'.

The thing about the dens is that they're not as numerous as the Borgia Towers - there are only seven of them (six, really, as your first Assassin's den can't be lost). Losing control of them (and likely losing an Assassin - and then losing the terrible tower defense game - having to retake the tower again - and…

I'm replaying OoT for the first time since 1998, and I never realized how it's the most patriarchal, phallocentric, boys' club game ever made. Saria? Yeah, she wants my cock. Zelda? Yeah, she wants my cock. Malon? Yeah, she wants my cock. Princess Ruto? Yeah, she wants my cock. Sheik? Yeah, he's all about my cock.…

I'm not buying one, I've got a 3DS. And I'll take that bet.

Gamestops are only supposed to get 6-12 of the Zelda 3DS bundle per store. Heads up - start camping at 8 if you're going for a midnight release. Also, selling an extra one or two on eBay might be pretty lucrative.

Dey'we pweshus?

When I was a boy (around, I don't know, 5 or so), I used to constantly harass my doctor neighbor for tips on how to progress in the original Zelda. I remember telling him how I'd just gotten the raft and asking him what to do with it. He was apparently a Zelda aficionado. Then when I was 18 a friend was speed-running…

Yeah that's one of the few criticisms I'm hearing about Skyward Sword - start a new session, everything you pick up bombards you with unskippable text.

Oh goddamnit, it's The Legend of Zelder Scrolls: Skyrim Sword.

The Legend of Zelder Scrolls: Skyrim Sword.