(Crosses fingers for Grand Theft Auto: Worcester, Massachusetts).

Annnnnnnnnd there goes any money the game made. And integrity.

Uncharted is on a very short list of games with believable, nuanced characters. And holy shit, that orchestral score gives me chills. These games should absolutely be the response to people who feel there's no maturity in the medium, or who feel like they need a shower after they play Gears of War.

But I was happy they pronounced it "Raysh" over "Rahz!"

But I was happy they pronounced it "Raysh" over "Rahz!"

(In Trey Parker voice)

(in Trey Parker voice)

Unfair play and cheating? I shudder to think what they mean by that in a Mariokart game, and how that policy will translate to the two Smash Bros. games they probably haven't begun work on yet.

I should be ashamed, insulting the PC crowd's tendency to insult console Plebeians. Are you just mad that you have to wait a few more weeks to take the moral, PC highground and pirate the game?

I played the PS3 version because I care more about my Trophy collection than my Gamerscore, and it seemed there were some performance hiccups. Framerate drops (engine stuttering?) and the occasional freeze (and Mr. Freeze). I'd be interested in a performance comparison between the two.

What's it gonna take for me to get you into this handheld?

NOT REALLY SPOILERS BUT WHY ARE YOU READING THE COMMENTS IF YOU'RE GOING TO WHINE ABOUT ELEMENTS DISCUSSED SO WHATEVER:

Spoken cornily:

Let's hope between filming and post it hasn't become Guitar Hero with this annualization business.

And how. There's also a lot less stealth!

It is really, really glaring. It's the one insult they've got for her. It sticks out like "shit" on USA or TNT "gritty" dramas where that's the only swear they're permitted, so they just do it to death and it sounds really cheesy.

Meet the Feebles, anyone?

Multiplayer sounds like a twin stick shooter.

Those Nick Cage commercials are easily his best acting work yet, but I see them, and I raise you a Michael J Fox.

See: Uncharted's Victor Sullivan.