That red console is a beaut. Fuck all your hate.

I'm going to buy this, and my dog will decide it's hers.

I'm in a similar boat. But y'know what's better than a Portal plushie? The unconditional love and friendship of your dog.

Such, such, such a good movie.

If it's as gamepad-friendly as previews are making it out to be, I'd be shocked if it weren't brought to PSN. Sony and EA are pretty amicable. XBLA might be more difficult - don't MMO's and Steam have a difficult working relationship on the network?

Anti-Venom, Juggernaut, Captain Commando, Mega-Man, Darkstalkers' Sasquatch... I wish those cards didn't tease much better characters than the roster they actually made for U/MvC3.

Sony exclusives have been very, very easy to Platinum this year, and I'm fine with that.

I hate Uncharted (all third person?) competitive multiplayer. When it takes an entire clip to down someone, you're toast if you stumble upon two or more enemies. Part of the thrill of CoD is that if you sneak up on foes unaware, you can kill potentially all of them, as it only takes a few bullets to do so. As for the…

Wind Waker HD, now you're talking. Maybe Twilight Princess re-done in the HD demo work they showed at E3. And if Skyward Sword's any good, that too.

I bet the culprit was the year 2003, when the zombie genre was still somewhat fresh.

Conroy is hands-down the best (and most iconic) Batman there's ever been.

I honestly hope Zelda or Skyrim or Uncharted or Modern Warfare 3 or Assassin's Creed skew closer to an 80 with their review aggregates so I can put some distance with all the games I want to play this fall. It doesn't look like Batman's gonna help me out in that department.

So, uh, where are her nipples? We can see about 90% of her breasts.

Actually I caught two. Or should I say, too.

Oh, it's unreasonable for me to draw conclusions that you're a thief when you say you plan on thieving? Master plan, by the way. I heard Warner Interactive is changing their policy because you're a shitty person.

a) Oh, announcing your intent to steal was an exaggerated reaction? What does that mean? Like a joke? Fucking learn to express yourself clearly before you flame-bait websites about how you're proud to be a thief.

Oh, you wouldn't have stolen it otherwise? Then your logic for stealing it now is even more stupid. a) I highly doubt Rocksteady made the decision to include an online pass. It was probably imposed by the publisher. So, hurt the studio that made it and promote piracy in the process as you seed it for other fat,…

These passes don't affect me in the slightest. I'm compulsive about the quality of my library, so I only buy new anyway. Why save $5 to have someone's jam-hands, ugly Gamestop stickers, and scratches all over your product?

I love your feeble justification to pirate it, like you wouldn't have done it anyway.

Oh, so that's what Bethesda is paying its QA testers for. Explains a lot, actually.