Weinstein: Let’s go outside to talk about this.
(Weird ambient sound effects)
Priestley: Let’s Rock!

My friends and I used to love that cheesy *punch punch* part of the credits, along with with the fact that when it was Dylan’s turn in the credits, it gets all Dun-Chi-Da Dun Na rock riffy.

I heard he did it...

Portlandia has ruined my ability to accept that Ronald D Moore is a white guy.

I finished the season a few weeks ago. I even commented to someone else on here wondering when the rest of the episodes would get released. I guess everyone’s On Demand is different.

Portia is my new favorite character. I loved her sad journey, and how she was pulled into that creepy director’s machinations.

Yeah, April not being dead would be a cop out. You fall off a ferry, you die. Although...TV! And also...noir!

When Dory meets April on the ferry I thought I saw one of those lamp-cameras over the door. Dory might be screwed.

Yes, we are strong advocates for men’s health.

Tony Siragusa’s Painful Journey Unsuccessfully Carrying a Buffalo Chicken Calzone to Term

I’m sure Kay Adams has a few stories to tell.

Seahawks are one of those teams when shit goes bad, the immaturity shows. Suddenly, “Pizza Party” Carroll’s fun-dad vibe is a bad thing.

There is no second rule, congrats bro, you’re a baller of the highest magnitude. Secret Meeting of the Big Ballers next week and the place, you know which one. Password is Password (with an ! at the end). We will teach you the secret Baller Handshake. It’s needlessly complicated.

I haven’t listened to this album, my wife likes Eminem. Never was my thing. I will say this though, the one thing the internet needs less of is people giving “side-eye”. Unless you frequent The Root, where every other comment is sideyes, Bye Felicias, and 50 Cent driving off memes.

I agree. I think as fans, we all just made the assumption based on storytelling logic that if her parents weren’t flat out told to us, that the reveal would be someone we know.

I’ve always felt that the rise of internet culture has led the majority of us to have some warped sense that we, individually, are always right, and everyone else is wrong. That our opinions and beliefs are the one true way, and everyone else is misguided.

Using the word “retard” is the quickest way for me (aside from “I voted for Trump/Roy Moore”) to know you’re either ignorant, hateful, or more likely both.

I realize I’m old now at 41, but I tried to read that first chapter of the article and it looked like what happens when you open a music file in Notepad.

Well that was inevitable. I think Madonna’s promise to blow everyone who voted to save Net Neutrality was what hurt the cause the most.

Dude! I spoiler tagged that for a reason. The Force is what makes the Boogaloo electric!