That, coupled with the first part of his statement (“he’s pretty sure he’s never been racist and is happy to have these sorts of conversations...”) makes me suspect about the entire thing. This would still be a failure even if the entire staff was the wokest of the woke. But the way this guy phrased it makes it sound…

Maybe because your head is too far up your ass.

I know exactly what sexual predator means. So does Juanita Broddrick who accused Clinton of raping her in 1991; Kathleen Wiley who accused Clinton of groping her without her consent in 1993; and Paula Jones who accused Clinton of sexually harassing and exposing himself to her in 1991.

kinda like when 2pac clowned on Prodigy for having sickle cell

Awesome parody account, dude! You really captured and hyperbolized the voice of the annoying pedant nerdy dipshit who thinks he’s contributing. Great, funny stuff.

Because it’s irrelevant. He wasn’t being violent, he wasn’t resisting. It was a parking violation. If I did the same thing as a white lady I’d get a ticket or a warning. I wouldn’t get detained for half an hour and then tazed. The only jackass here is you. And we see through your bullshit.

Because if you are rich enough you can do just that.

You are wrong. I’m referring to the Flash character, not the show. The sentence makes absolutely no sense as a reference to the Flash TV SERIES as opposed to Barry Allen. So either you’re the only person who misread that line, or you’re trolling.

“A suspicious man is pushing a pram on the bike path!”

Thank you.

You’re right. Moreover, on every post detailing police misconduct for the next six months someone in the grays will point to this one incident as magical proof that all cases of alleged bias are just that..alleged.

So, will Trump supporters claim that this article couldn’t possibly exist on websites not devoted to the GOP or will they say it doesn’t’t exist on The Root specifically?

I dunno if I’m just too attached to the original voice, but none of these sound appealing, personally. Glad there’s more options, though!

Yeah, judging people in blog comment sections is much better.

Least awesome on the album? Nah fam, and I had to go back and skim through the songs.
Based on today’s standards, sure it seems old hat, but that is because this song helped kill that style by doing it better and making everyone else look for new styles.

Puerto Rico =/= Spain.

Not necessarily. With around 7.5 billion people on the earth, statistically the entire shield team could come out unscathed. If you lined each person on the earth up in a line and flipped a coin for each person. Heads dead, tails tells tales, statistically there would be many many sequences where there were all…

This screw driver isn’t working very well as a hammer, so I better throw it away and use this brick instead.

This. I truly believe everyone is entitled to their opinion. I also truly believe that if your opinion is bad I should be able to ridicule you and tell you it is bad.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”