You sure that flag doesn’t represent racism, guy? I know this is Jalopnik where you’re all Righties, but you’re seriously saying that asshole of a flag isn’t racist?

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

I can’t understand why anyone would fuck that guy.

Does this affect you somehow?

Cool guy alert

Well, whoopdie fucking do for you pal.

You did the jump rope on the first try? Have a fucking cookie.

No I have a draconian sense of fun and all must enjoy the medium in the same way as I or my fun is RUINED.

Nowhere did anyone say your topic is not important. Humor was deployed in order to emphasize the hyperbole everyone is using when discussing Oprah’s speech. Anything more than that is you choosing to be personally wounded by a blogpost not aimed at you in any way. Lighten up, nobody is trying to dissuade you from your…

I don’t get the joke can you explain?

Relax, dude... It’s pretty clear the intent behind that the remark was sarcasm about played-out matte wraps, and not genuine advocacy for vandalism.

Umm but they said specifically that they like it cold.

In reference to the putting the tip on the table first: It’s really really sad that something considered so ridiculous that is was used as a joke in that old sitcom about aliens (3rd Rock From the Sun) is now being considered a “lifehack”.

I can’t imagine the sadness that is a PB&J on rye. Honey wheat for me (which is admittedly often softer than white or regular wheat). If you use good peanut butter and don’t do something dumb like refrigerate it, you will never have trouble spreading.

Hate?

I’ve spent over half a century roaming around NYC in all kinds of neighborhoods at all hours and have never been mugged. I don’t know where you are that you’re encountering armed robbers but you should think about relocating.

Can you explain the reference? Because I don’t get it...

I love how the cars seem to be able to drive through each other at the beginning.

I don’t know whether the physics or the visual effects are broken, but the number of vehicles overlaid atop each other make me skeptical about the numbers.

Define “bad” neighborhoods. Roads with potholes? Roads with crackhouses? Roads with *gasp* colored people?! The definition of “bad” could lead to a slippery slope of racial profiling...