I’m sure this is going to go over well...

When I was a kid, the teachers were obsessed about the difference between Can and May.

Except not Ted Lasso livery.

Make it an Abarth and I’m in for that too!

Enjoyed your article ... I remember this (poor) little French- Canadian guy from back in the late 1970's that raced for Ferrari, named;

Ooooo....let’s do another one and call it “Jalopnik ‘Journalists’ Judgement Day”

I get that you have a hate on for Stroll, but he’s not talentless.  Is he a top talent, no.  Until he got to F1, he actually had a slightly better record than George Russell.   https://www.driverdb.com/head-to-head/lance-stroll/george-russell

Congratulations to Boeing on achieving a truly special level of incompetence to make even SpaceX seem responsible and competent in comparison.

I think the Block Zone version is better... but it needs staggered tires.

“I’ve got to figure out really stupid stuff”

Maximus, I think you should take the kid gloves off. Don’t sugar coat it, be brutally honest - tell us what you really think of old Donny Deepthoughts.

Just don’t go faster than Warp 10, or you’ll turn in to a salamander for some reason!

The University of Alabama says traveling near light speed is possible?

“At close to the speed of light”

We just need to have faith, dare I say it, of the heart...

Cause there ain’t enough cheap cars to drive the price down, and a bunch of people really need a cheap car driving up demand?

I hate myself for clicking on this. 

You could argue that perez’s performance has plateaued recently given the current car and teammate he’s judged by, but pre red bull he consistently outdrove the car he was in. Podiums with sauber and force india/racing point. Calling his entire career mediocre is ridiculous

Porsche ain’t gonna happen. Audi is as close as you’re gonna get. 

Sounds like a lot, sure, but even if you use worst-case numbers — let’s say that max consumption of 1000 gallons an hour — you’re really only talking about 2 gallons of fuel per person to move them (and their car) the 27 miles across the channel. So even at a cost of $10/gallon it’s $20 per person — Not outrageous.…