Don’t tempt Tavarish...

No complaining about maintenance if you don’t have a monthly payment! This can be a helpful mantra... ;)

Paying insurance on multiple vehicles when I can only drive one at a time.

“When the guests did not return to the vessel at the all aboard time, their passports were delivered to the local port agents to retrieve when they returned to the port.”

3rd Gear: Probably the biggest issue is people illegally retrofitting aftermarket LEDs into reflector housings that were designed for halogen bulbs. LEDs require different reflectors, which would require expensive “whole headlight” replacements, and folks are just plain too selfish to go for that.

Well fuck, was afraid this was a potential thing. Still holding out that this is an elaborate April Fools prank because I sure wish it was.

As I've aged I've come to appreciate sidewall more and more.

I’ll second your motion to restomod a Capri. My first car in 1983 was a 1976 Capri II with the awesome Cologne V6, 4spd and dual exhaust. I know later in the European run (Mk III) they got fuel injected and 5spd transmissions but I’ll tell you that the front end on the car could have stood some beefing up, plus some…

I certainly do, have had a set of Peugeot salt and pepper mills for a decades. They are lovely to use.

Imagine this - Ford build a new “car” instead of an SUV - give us a new small car with plenty of power - give me a new Escort

I’m getting tired of reductivism in design.

What if the guy in the front loader decides to start bulldozing houses down? Got to stop him somehow.

I’ve seen the pictures of this bridge. You aren’t making it across without an AMC product, an English Accent, and a slide whistle

Wow. Never realized they make a car even more delicate. What a strange product.

You mean the obvious person in a costume that was not intended to be mistaken for a real robot? And now, you can go see the static robot in select Tesla Stores, and see videos they’ve published like picking up eggs without crushing them, and such.

You know piracy got out of hand when the Queen of England knighted their biggest pirate.

I can’t decide if it looks like a normal Bimmer that sucked on a Lemon, or an Edsel after I got a concussion and had double vision.

...have increased by 300 percent in a single year...

I drove a Polestar Performance last week. Never has so fast been so boring. No thanks. Yawn.

It’s too bad Sabine Schmitz isn’t still alive: