My hobby is vintage bicycles. Zero arrests so far.

American team loses on a global platform (pick one, USWMNT a recent example) and Republicans cheer.

These can be found gas stations in Ohio and Indiana (and other states but I’m only certain about those two) and they are really quite tasty.

Leasing a Mustang Dark Horse because they can’t afford to buy one?

Unconfirmed sources indicate the State of California has sent in its venerable CHiPs units to assist with cleanup.

And there are people out there who shoot live ammunition at cars for turning around in their driveway.

Scaachi, I usually love your writing - I recommended your book to so many people!
But this ain’t it.

I’m sorry, but Pierre Poilièvre’s face is infinitely more punchable. It’s a scientific fact.

Is this writer a far-right shitposter? If so, how did they get hired by Jezebel?

No, it won’t.

...found the anti-vaxxer...

Who’s getting their news from Instagram?

Good? Getting your news from Facebook clearly has had more downsides than up.

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A RESIDENT OF THE USA BETWEEN 2007 AND 2022...

So, you want me to enter my bank account info into a form in order to get paid because a company couldn’t be trusted with my info? Sounds sketchy.

V’ger will seek the Creator....s line of communication

Much like a Bond villain’s rocket you mean.

The newspaper is named “Le Parisien” not “Le Parisian” which is the English translation :)

Maybe Dominos could make better pizza. In my area there is no Pizza Hut or Little Caesers. It’s just dominos and a local chain. I normally go for the local chain. 

trumpee’s greatest success was turning both sides into ghouls.