I enjoy this format for Midweek Madness, but I miss the crossword gags. Not that my opinion is earth-shatteringly important.

I discovered the video below on YouTube while watching a video of cats skating (don’t ask) and I’ve been obsessed with Tonya Harding ever since. I can’t wait for this movie!

Jennifer Gardner: Affresh start from Affleck.

But remember Padma in Glitter?

Kourtney is “pregnant with Bieber’s baby.

Wolf Pack just makes me think of this:

Gaga looks like a puppet of Marc Jacobs

like a Russian Nesting doll

I think a scar kit would be the better option.

I don't see anything wrong with this but if the point is to get my kid a doll, I'd hire someone on etsy.

DID MARC JACOBS STEAL THEIR DESIGNS FOR YEARS TOO???

I’m sure when Rocco doesn’t clean his room and Madonna yells at him he just says, “Mama, don’t preach, I’m just expressing my self. Stop yelling at me I’m here on holiday. You’re being a borderline schizo. You should thank your lucky star for a son like me. I’ll remember and cherish our time spent together, open your…

Everything old is new again! My prediction for 2016’s hot new rich-person “fitness” craze is The Rack. Perfect for getting those Supermodel-length legs. No one need suffer the disgrace of stubby limbs anymore.

I did not recognize her at all!

I always avoid the 13th/14th century wings of art museums. Baby Jesuses with adult proportions freak me out.

zayn is beginning to look more and more like a guy I know who still huffs duster

Chiroptera Merda Déméns (hint latin)