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Don’t think her ex is cray - he just seems like a dad who won’t bow down and exit his daughter’s life, which enrages her. Narcissistic reaction: ‘You WILL do as I say!’

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

#cocksnotglocks?

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

After adjusting the temperature of their water twice

I went looking for a dust gif to make a joke about how old I am and instead came across this gem:

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I’m either calling the cops and charging that woman with assault for spitting on me, or (more likely): “Oh, you’re going to write a letter, are you? I’m going to follow you outside. I’m going to write down the name of your boat. Thanks for telling me where you dock it. Now I know where you hang out and it will be a

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I live in a house with guns (husband is a hunter) and my parents own handguns, which they’ve stated is about protecting themselves and their home (we live in TX where you can conceal-carry pretty much anywhere. They both have guns strapped to their driver-side seats). I’m not shocked by, offended by, scandalized by,

But see, she's widdle girl, and widdle girls onwy dwink chocowate milk!

Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

Corner cuts are the worst. I took off a good chunk of my index finger with a rotary cutter at work and the hospital just glued it back on. It healed with a gnarly scar and I had no feeling around that scar for years. I guess the nerve endings are growing back because now it itches like crazy.

God bless you, Bobby.

Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop

Just here to say that the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse webseries is hilarious and amazing.