I just looked that up and I NEED IT! The nail polish is actually by Disney from their Brave makeup line.

Looks like OPI Next Stop the Bikini Zone... or something similar. Should be pretty easy to find online, though it’s discontinued.

Nail polish colour names are always hilarious, real or fake. Right now I’m wearing Celtic Fire. It sounds like I should be dancing with Michael Flatley.

Clown Massacre. I love it though.

Nam

Uhmmm nice try but there’s no way you’re going to distract me from that crazy wooden keyboard behind you.

Fabulous keyboard, too.

I have the opposite problem. When I buy any kind of berry I will eat the entire carton in one sitting, no ragrets. Delicious, precious, fresh fruity goodness.

This is the exact rant I would have come here to post. You and I have similar backgrounds and similar experiences working in food. All of this. So. Much. This.

hahaha it’s a joke, she gets accused of being a fake doctor with weird regularity.

OK. I’m gonna get real here.

Even if she killed herself, I still completely blame the police. What would you expect a person to do when confronted with the fact that they live in a country where they can be pulled over for Driving While Black, beaten mercilessly with no hope of their abuser facing any justice, be thrown in jail with the very real…

I experienced a similar situation as an assistant editor of a fledgling health-through-martial-arts magazine in the 90s. When I was piped aboard, I was told that every issue has a centerfold celebrating female martial artists. Looking through the magazine back issues, I noticed that each female martial artist…

I grew up pretty broke and use those sell by dates as a guideline. Mostly I do a “sniff” test or poke around at the food and observe the texture. My husband grew up upper middle class. He acts like the sell by date is the law. Also anyone else grow up just cutting mold off cheese instead of throwing the whole piece…

For me it depends on the product. I go by the date for dairy and I usually test eggs if they are past the date by putting them in a glass of water (if they float, they are bad). For pretty much everything else I go by look/smell, and sealed things (bags/cans) can go 6mo-1 year past the date.

I take it back! The charming person who treats everyone she speaks to like they’re particularly stupid children, can’t stop using fake endearments as insults, and whines about being insulted whenever anyone she deigns beneath her dares to disagree with her self-proclaimed genius isn’t the real problem. It’s you! Stop…

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

There's some shitstain with literally nothing better to do than wait for Jezebel to post anything having to do with rape or trolls and then he blasts the comments with those. I think he thinks it'll bug us, which it does, but mostly in the, "FFS, you are a sad little man!" kind of way.