Like I've never seen it but I am open to the possibility. I am even open to a big grease orgy fuckfest. Someone make it happen.

You better not let me and this ICONIC ROLE down, Vanessa Hudgens.

I would also submit that Pinkham was the hero we deserve.

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

Of all the words in all the world, the saddest ones are these: the uploader has not made this video available in your country.

So my question is, was Walmart receiving financial compensation for hiring this employee (which they do for hiring people on welfare so I can see them getting money for hiring parolees) and if so was that about to run out and if so is that, perhaps, why they discarded this man as carelessly and callously as the cans…

He has always been a honey-baked ham and it is delightful.

Mothers of thirteen-year-olds should get “push presents” for not pushing said teenagers into oncoming traffic.*

Yes, but was it designed by Lorraine Schwartz, and is it encrusted in diamonds?

I pushed three gigantic babies out of me and I all got was a bladder sling.

> Like, if all you’re really shopping for here is a cock that meets your preferences, it doesn’t exactly take much convincing to get a guy to send you a pic of it beforehand.

Eh, if I invite you back to my place, you can expect to stay over and to get really excellent coffee in the morning. Unless I belatedly realize you’re an asshole or an idiot, in which case gtfo.

Based on this comment, I’m going to assume you’re missing a whole lot of somethings.

I had one of these guys:

Mark. Bro. That Maria Callas reference. I thought you were going to let it stand without explanation and I would havE admired your chutzpah. That you made that incredibly esoteric reference at all, however, remains impressive.

The Ivy League is 8 specific schools. It’s not subjective. They are Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Harvard, University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, and Yale.