As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Sometimes I’m goody goody. Right now I’m naughty naughty.

I just have to bring this out of the grey just so everyone can see “bobby fuck fingers”

Dude, FUCK BURT REYNOLDS. And fuck anyone who thinks being around/being nice to shitty toxic ‘family’ members is mandatory simply because they are ‘family’.

Oh, hello, 22.

This is everyone else:

I’m not shocked, but I’m disappointed. If I were married to a future king I would be wearing tiaras every fucking day for no reason whatsoever.

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

Someone get Jason Derulo a drink. He’s so thirsty I’m afraid he’ll die.

I will watch anything that the Queen is in.

I will feel sorry for her if and only if she understands why she is getting the backlash. She could have been an activist, a high standing member of the NAACP, and African American studies professor, as her true white self. Instead, when she was bored with being ignored as a mediocre white woman, she cultivated an…

Carrie Fisher is going to rock in this film. However, Miriam Margoyles is always a contender for greatest interviewee (first twenty seconds are pretty uncomfortable, but seriously, stick around for the first three minutes):

Because you have somehow gained access to my most secret erotic fantasy?

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Who knew that was a thing?

Everyone should be inspired by Kate Bush. She is a goddamn treasure!

Should be ‘WAKE UP SHEEPLE’ and you forgot to add BENGHAZI at the end.

this is what nightmares are made of, truly.