Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Hahaha Ramadannaroo. The festival where you can’t take any of your drugs till the sun goes down.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Myhusband of 20+ yrs asked me to move out via email, while I was away at my sister’s last December. I moved into an apartment within three days and have been happier (with my new little adopted dog) than I can ever recall being before. It was such a freeing feeling, leaving behind so much junk, and oh yeah, him too,…

Cher is a fucking national treasure

Interestingly enough, Cockroach and Cher was also the original name of her show with Sonny.

I believe so. I bought mine at a head shop so I wouldn’t have to worry about shipping fees, though.

I think Kitchenette continues through the end of the month. So everyone gets a chance to adjust... and the final story-collection posts should be pretty big!

I don’t know if you’ll see this down here in the grey pit, but Im sorry you won’t be coming anymore! I clutch but a single hope folded to my chest... If you are still within distant earshot, as one with those who have already wished you well and lamented your hegira outward, please add my own melancholy sigh to the…

JENNY.

weather you like it out or not

I am SO relieved to hear that BCO will have a life after death! Kitchenette is seriously the BEST thing on Gawker media! When Caity Weaver became an editor and stopped writing, I died a little death, and now that this blog is coming to an end, I don’t really know if there’s anything else to compel me to any of the…

Yes, it will still be on Mondays.

I made this account just so I could tell you that I’ve spent the last few days reading BCO obsessively. I am so disappointed to hear that as soon as I discovered your masterpiece of a blog, it’s getting shut down in an effort to strip the world of some precious happiness, I presume. Please don’t stop blogging, I will…

BCO is not going to die. It’s just...not going to be here. Keep an eye out for an announcement soon.

Aww, it’s OK. Come here.

I appreciate hearing that, but it’ll be OK. Trust me. Keep an eye out here and on my Twitter. There should be news soon.