“It happened once when my mom was in high school. A girl purposely broke her own arm just to get another person in trouble.”

So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

It’s probably too late in life for me to start over and go back to school to become a dermatologist. It’s a regret I’ve lived with since about 2008 when I first became unabashedly addicted to zit-popping porn.

Yes! And all her sorority sister/college friends were telling her what an “ah-MAY-zing” idea it was! I have never seen something that like that in real life! It was like a surreal tv show!

This is pretty amazing. I wish I could have seen her face the first time baby had a blow out on all the precious 14-1219 tcx stuff.

It was fucking nuts dude. 

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

Woo! I’ve got one! So, this chick was the SiL of my best friend, and when the baby shower invites  get  around, my best friend *begged* me to go because “jesus christ Heathens, this bitch is insane and I need a damn witness”

False.  Fanny packs are awesome and super practical.  Until they start making all women’s clothes with functional pockets, we should all rock them.  

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

What are you talking about? First “Irish” is not a race, nor is ugliness a part of some Irish stereotype. Second, she didn’t call all Irish women ugly. She said “I get off the plane. I’ve worked too hard in my life to be cornered by some ugly Irish b***h. They are ugly Irish women here. “ Which is the kind of rude pett…

I hope to use “you don’t even have bone marrow sis” or “you smell like a roll of nickels” sometime this week.

More Christmas song reductionism: The intro verse to White Christmas, which is rarely sung:

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

so sad. any child of the 70s knows her work well and any child of a single divorced mother knows these stories and headlines and their effect too.

I’m almost as impressed by how good HRC is at looking like she didn’t notice their existence.

That’s what I meant; at one of these pressers. I have no doubt he uses that constantly in private

Yes. Because it was a joke and she had mentioned his name as a thank you in the Emmy (which is sweet). And people with an actual sense of humor like jokes. The person telling the story is telling it endearingly and said she was his favorite.