My husband and I once took a cabin vacation long weekend in Vermont with the worst. Weather. Ever. Was impossible to do any of the outdoorsy stuff we planned, so we spent it mostly in the cabin banging and watching TV and baking cakes. There was a Golden Girls marathon on which I was like we must DEFINITELY watch. He…

Who needs MONEY when you have LOVE, also, cardboard boxes and all the rats you can eat!!

So before the slobbering hoard of Gamergate misogytrolls show up, I just want to say....

For their part, the Union County School district maintains that the subject of the photograph is not the problem, rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.

I kind of wish 100% of teachers would just go on strike for a month. Maybe then people will stop holding them to such impossible standards and learn to appreciate how they have to put up with other people’s shitty kids all day long.

Boys will be boys!

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

PREACH. Reduced-fat sour cream is loathsome.

Reduced fat cheese is the devil. Some things should never be reduced fat.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

Or maybe if you’re all 40, you just don’t name your friend group and call it a day.

ITS LIKE....I dunno man. I know that people are always gonna be fascinated with crimes and true-crime TV and movies are a big thing. And though people should be sensitive to those that are still around, there’s not much we can do about sensationalizing murder and the like.

But if you go to a school in the area…

Extended bouts of verbal diarrhea can’t be healthy either.

No, but they’re killing your plumbing.

The Internet is TOTALLY qualified to diagnose things. Just look at Fitbit baby. So let’s play what do I have:

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

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Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…