I dunno, seeing you ripping off a teddy bear head might be a nice distraction in that terrible moment... ;-)

I suppose it’s a little odd to buy a doll a seat on the plane, but I can’t find anything creepy about it. If he did it to avoid other humans, I can’t blame him. Air travel sucks at the best of times. And if he brought the doll along as a companion to feel less lonely, or to feel safe because he’s afraid of flying in…

:D This is the COTD. Fantastic work.

Yeah, I probably taste like dorito-flavoured coffee. Not good.

That is bizarre. I only ever once locked my stuff in my room, and that was after a heads up from the university housing office to lock up anything we valued and GTFO while they kicked one of my crazy roomies off campus.

Yup! And I still have a whole bag of WTF!? stories here with her name on it. She was so awful.

WTH? Why? Did she ever explain?

I lived with a nightmare girl named Joanne...and I don’t even know where to start:

1. Makeouts to Rage Against the Machine at all hours with b/f. She refused to actually fuck him, but they did everything else. Loudly. Esp. during the 24 hour quiet periods for exams. Yes, you really can hear someone being finger-banged…

That is a great idea: lots of beers and then popcorn and tipsy giggling at the total lack of chemistry on screen.

OMG, all my hoodies do this too! I just tell people that I am very lumpy because my insides are made of badly cooked porridge and that I am quite sensitive about it.

I wish I had your boobs!

Yes! I am a size 10 and wear a 38-b bra, and I cannot find a button down shirt that doesn’t gap open at the tits and give everyone at peek-a-boo glimpse of the girls. I’ve just stopped buying button down anything and wear jeans and t-shirts now because...fuck it, I’m tired of wasting my money on shit that doesn’t fit…

Moist Couture - combining “fashion” with a gross word that will absolutely not make you think about yeast infections.

I would also like to never see “bae” again. Awful.

I think I’ll hang on to my iPhone 6 and see what next year brings. I am not a fan of being forced to carry extra crap with me to use the headphones I want, and not being able to charge my phone while listening to music.

This is also my belief, and I am clinging to it with both hands.

I would like in on this marriage. (I make a mean banana bread if that helps).

Thank you for asking this - I also had no idea who they were.

Is that really her before on the left?? I’m a bit gobsmacked if it is. She looked super cute before! I mean, she’s conventionally attractive in a Barbie doll sort of way now, too, but she looked real before.

I feel like I’m being a judgmental asshole - it’s her body and face and she should do whatever she likes…

Mork & Mindy for me! I loved that damn lunchbox—and clonked a kid in the head with it when he ripped the Mork and Mindy sticker off the front. Those plastic thermoses were really sturdy and made an excellent weapon.