All I see with these “raise awareness” selfies is a chance to show off and say, “LOOK HOW WOKE I AM!!! I AM BAE!”. Just donate your time and money and shut the hell up about it.

I can only assume that the reasoning behind that shirt was a quick look at Twitter and Jezebel followed by, “Hmmm, these hashtag things and “woke” seems awfully popular. I bet if I wear this shirt, Jezebel will put me on it’s “woke bae” list. Maybe I’ll get a #dorseycangetit shirt to wear at my next public speaking…

I also thought it would be actual flavours - I was hoping there was a “shepherd’s pie and cheesecake for dessert” category. But no.

My dad did the same thing: he’d take us to the men’s toilet and wait outside the stall while me and/or my sister went pee. No one ever said anything to him about it, and he felt better knowing we were safe. And way less weird than waiting outside the women’s bathroom and making other women feel creeped out (“I’m…

I did what you suggested. Still think someone slipped drugs in my coffee. Does this stuff taste good? I’ve never eaten anything like this and have no idea. I suppose what you suspend in that stuff makes all the difference...

Age is no indication of maturity or sanity. I mean, look at the adult female teachers who fuck their teenage students. “I couldn’t help myself, he just made me feel so sexy.” and other rubbish to try and minimise their culpability. Should she know better at her age? Sure. Does it follow that she will then make a good…

Paul and Karla were/are fucking sickos. And Karla played the fuck out of people, she knew all that evidence was there and waited for her sweetheart deal before giving anything up.

Dates wrapped in bacon are goddamned magical. Period.

I starred this pic - not sure why. What am I seeing? Is that a real thing? Was this made in Photoshop to horrify me and give me bad dreams? I am confused and scared and curious.

Yup. That is exactly what I thought when I saw this - it reflects their core values perfectly. If it were one or two tents and a few beer bottles, then maybe it’s just a couple of member’s being assholes. I’d believe a little bit of litter doesn’t reflect their core values. But that much trash? That was left by A LOT…

I bet the HR Lady was all, “Oh, fuck...here we go. This silly little bint is never going to fit in here and I am going to have to deal with all her privileged bullshit behaviour.”

Is that really a real excerpt from an actual book? I’ve never read such mean-spirited, sophomoric shit in my life.

Like he’s a toddler who can’t comprehend that having to wait for snack time to get a cookie isn’t actually all that long.

I ate these after being diagnosed with anaemia as well - tasty and useful! :D

I also refused a credit card when I was a student - the bank offered me a $10k limit card. I laughed. “In what universe can I pay that back if I do something stupid with it?” I asked. They had no answer (presumably because they are not allowed to say things like, “We hope you can never afford more than the interest…

I guess they guys figure if they work their spammy dick pic game hard enough, they’ll eventually get a hit? That’s pretty sad though.

It’s nice to know that there are other men out there who will read a woman’s profile and respond accordingly.

I’ve never done online dating , but is it safe to assume someone who states…

That’s some lazy dick pic work! I’d be annoyed both by the unsolicited pic, and the total lack of effort to take an actual picture.

My husband and I are the same way. We both do things on our own all the time. I like things he doesn’t, and I’d rather go do them alone than drag him along when he’s unwilling and unlikely to enjoy the activity.

I sure hope you told those dismissive people to piss off.

I love these responses, and if you have no objections, I am going to use them next time I ask for confirmation on whether something contains a rape scene. I have been assaulted (twice) and while I am OK, I do not want to watch rape scenes.