Esp. as the little girl two doors down leaves stale bread out for them (she LOVES the crows) and they bring the bread here to soften it up in the birdbath. We’re all doing something for our little friends! :D

I’ve been cleaning mine every two days - sometimes more. The crows like dunking food in it, and with the heat wave and smoke from forest fires here, they seem to all splash around in the water a lot more than usual.

I love that Kat Dennings plays Animal Crossing: New Leaf. :D

I sure didn’t. Mr. Mimble and I talked about doing something more traditional, but a couple of weeks into our engagement cured of us that; SO many people were suddenly texting and calling and emailing me, all of them with their idea of what our perfect wedding should be and angling for invites and some sort of…

When I read the title of this article, I thought there was a thing now where you had to plan your wedding around the full moon for better photos by moonlight because it’s more romantic or some shit. And I thought that was a dumb idea.

My announcement for eloping didn’t go over too well - lots of hurt feelings because people wanted to SEE me get married. Apparently seeing it is the important bit. Whatevs. Do it anyway. They will get over it (esp. if you spring for a nice lunch and some booze after the fact).

Just seeing his face in that photo makes me want to give him a big hug - and tell off anyone cruel enough to give him a hard time. The sadness in this photo is heartbreaking.

No no, see - only gay people would have to register online for a marriage licence. Straight couples still have to go in person so Casey Davis can high-five them on Jesus’s behalf. Or something.

That’s pretty much what I was thinking when I saw that Tweet.

I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly. I think it is again, we’ll see what happens as more information comes out. I don’t like snap judgments because I’ve had snap judgments made on me so I’m very very careful. Save your texts, save your nasty comments, I don’t care. And I say this because this…

YOU RUINED MY SPECIAL DAY, DEAD PEOPLE!!! WHAAAHHHH!!

Fuck all of this.

I ghosted a friend - but only because she ghosted me first.

That is fucking magnificent. :D

I guess I should be glad that my FB stream is 100% rainbows and happiness! WOOOO!!!!! :D

I can well believe it after reading that Wiki entry. Holy shit.

WTF did I just read on that Wiki page? I think Jessica might be a psychopath.

I’ve dated a guy who would totally have pulled some shit like this if he could get away with it. He was/is a Grade A narcissist and sociopath. These people will do ANYTHING to come out looking like the good guy. They’ll tell any lie they have so that other people will believe that they are good people who are maybe a…

Awesome! :D Seeing this really brightened up my day (most of which has been reading things about the Air India flight 182 crash; it’s the 30th anniversary today).

Couldn’t get through the video. The instant he brought up white male privilege I was like “fuck it, I’m done, this is just as ignorant as his “gender wage gap” video” and turned it off.