I get yarn bits all over the coffee table and on the floor around it; it looks like my crafting supply bins threw up there.

I get crap from people too about choosing to be childless. I get an especially hard time as I actually like kids - I just don't want one of my very own.

I agree - being friendly to an ex is one thing, but friends? Nope, nope, nope.

When my cousin was little the only thing that worked as a "be good or else" threat was to withhold playing "American Music" by the Violent Femmes. If he managed not to terrorize his brother too much, or turn the hose on the cat in the basement, I'd play it and that kid would go absolutely bananas with joy and dance…

My sister and I have just got the ball rolling on this discussion with my parents: are their wills up to date, what sort of care do they want as they age, what sort of end of life care do they want (DNR? Assisted suicide if it's legal? Prolong life as long as possible?), funeral arrangements are partially taken care…

The photographer for my second wedding. My husband and I did a package thing where we got married in the lobby of a super swank hotel in Vancouver, BC and the package included an officiant, and photographer, and a night at the Pan Pacific hotel.

My five month old babies - these guys eat 4 times a day right now while they're growing, and we'll cut that back a bit once they've reached their full size and weight. I love these two to bits.

Oh yeah, this guy apparently proposed to every date there - that was the only time I saw him, but the manager said he'd proposed to nearly half a dozen other women there after a handful of dates. Each proposal was with the ring under the fries and a single candle.

I hadn't thought of that, but yes - excellent idea!

I am probably being childish, but I always see "VD" as "venereal disease" instead of "Valentine's Day" and it makes reading the comments that much more entertaining. :D

I worked at a restaurant for a summer as a server, and a guy came asking if I could hide an engagement ring in a box at the bottom of a basket of fries, and put a single candle on the table to make things more romantic.

Is it it just me, or does she have the grossest looking tongue ever? Shouldn't a tongue be pink? Or some version of pink? Why doesn't she use a tongue scraper?

My five month old puppies do this sort of thing too. If I am petting one, the other charges right over, and steps all over their sibling to get my attention. "Love MEEEEEEEE. Why are you petting my stupid brother anyway? He's stupid and it's all about MEEEEEEE."

Pretty cute baby - I love his scrunchy little face. :D

It's a toss up between my mother's cabbage rolls (plain ground beef, canned tomato sauce, and cooked for nearly 7 hours until it's a literal hot mess) or her "meat pie" which looks very much like vomit in a pie crust, and tastes about the same.

My husband and I planned our last move using Trello - it was handy to see everything that needed to be done so clearly, and then assign the tasks between us and make notes so the other was always sure of where we were at.

And Mr. Collins wouldn;t even know why he wasn't vaccinating his kids - he wouldn't do it on the advice of Lady Catherine DeBurgh.

She totally would - and then it would actually happen, and Jess would cry and Saint Elizabeth would fix everything by throwing a backyard BBQ or baking chocolate chip cookies... It's the Sweet Valley way.

I see Elizabeth not so much an anti-vaxxer but a hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, indecisive mess: "Oh, I just don't know!! Jess said she read this thing on Facebook about vaccines causing autism, but Todd says they are perfectly safe, and I just don't know what to do!"

I would pair those with a wedding sweatshirt and wedding uggs so fast...