I really like the "after" dolls - they look like people instead of scary plastic surgeries gone wrong. If I had a kid, I would absolutely give them the "after" dolls to play with - esp. if they come with the cute knitted outfits!

I was thinking gasoline and a match would about do it. Otherwise, I'll just hold it.

Rex Harrison as Captain Daniel Gregg from The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

I hope you got some sort of hazard pay to read this shit.

Pretty much, but there aren't enough wet wipes/travel sized tissues/rolls of TP in the known universe to make me clean a stranger's blood, poop and/or piss from a public toilet.

And the ones who hover to poop and deal with their period, too.

This is the relationship I have with my parents too - we simply don't talk about it. We pretend that they were excellent parents, and that I was/am happy and well-adjusted in my relationship to them.

I'm guessing Target's POG includes a "things that vibrate" section, hence the children's toothbrushes near the fancy cock rings.

I suppose you could always change the theme of your wedding from "Springtime Elegance" or whatever to an "Ugly Sweater" sort of theme.

If I go see this, it will only be to try and pick out my friend who was an extra in the film. Otherwise, meh. I can't see this being very good.

This is the part that creeped me out the most: "If you are in a deep place the cellphone receptors cannot pick up the signal, at least that's what my engineering friend says."

I got "fired" from being the maid of honour, but only because the bride and groom decided to elope to avoid the bride's crazy mother from causing a scene with the bride's father at the ceremony.

Not to mention, "If they would rather die," said Scrooge Townsend, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

FFS, Driscoll, part of being a good assassin is not telling people you're a fucking assassin.

This is "shocking" and "intimate"? OK, then. Good to know.

Edited - double-post! oops!

At last, the evil Butt Thetans making my ass flat can be removed!

I like these Monks too - thanks for the recommendation! :D

"In a slimy, offensive, and very ill-advised move, Saks's attorney uses the term "[sic]" when referring to Jamal's claims (i.e., that she was mistreated "because of 'her [sic] gender'"). Although Saks claims in the filing that "it is well established that transsexuals are not a protected by Title VII,""

Same here, but I'm sure glad that he did think of it.