“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

You need to finish it if for no other reason than to watch David Thewlis’s character arc. 

I am so glad that Kaitlin Dever turned down going back to that Tim Allen sitcom as a regular when it got revived, and instead bet on herself being able to get better roles than that, as she has done w/ this and Booksmart. 

Let’s be honest, they’ve been perfecting the response for years: “THOSE people are allowed to say it in their rap songs and talking about each other, but the Leader of the Free World can’t use it? You’re the real racist because you hate white people so much that you want to police their freedom of speech.”

Brubaker hits one home run after the other.

Hmmm, I don’t think that last bit could possibly be true. I think it stems from most Republicans having better things to do than watch this guy sweat and fumble about onstage - the people in that crowd are just diabetic dead-enders, doll-eyed hollow people who spent a lot of time making american flag earrings and…

I think it’s fitting that America, a country built by and for people like him, would have a president like that.

Your opinion about relocating a city of several million people that you have absolutely zero connection to is noted.

I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship.

It’s the exact same thing that happened to Hillary Clinton. I have to imagine that the heads of the Republican Party have realized that she’s going to have aspirations for even higher office now. They’re getting the smear machine working early, so if/when AOC ever does run, they’ll have plenty of people that will say,…

fingers fucking crossed it goes down in the right place and the crew gets out

I would buy tickets for that.

At this point, I’d settle for it ripping off his silly little hair hat.

WHY ISN’T ANYONE TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS! This shit is driving me insane! They make cameras that look like pens for fuck sake! Sneak one in! 

I hope it pours rain in D.C. all weekend.

I just checked and this is the first time that “Seth MacFarlane, perfectly cast” has ever been said on the entire internet.

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

“As a Mexican”

As a Milwaukee-an I took umbrage to most of this article. High Life and PBR are kings here (regional pride probably has a lot to do with that).

Blatz! (but only if you live in SE Wisconsin and can get it in bottles, I'm totally certain they put a completely different beer in the cans).